May 2013
“I have butt.”
– George W. Bush, the 43rd President of the United States (via randalltyreemandersohn)
“You sometimes think you want to disappear,
but all you really want is to be...”
– (via harruka)
australiansanta:
u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice
thernardier:
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
